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#35. Saturday, October 27th, 2007

Andi: I'm not drunk, I'm just fun.

Little Five Points, Atlanta

#34. Sunday, October 7th, 2007

Nick: Movies win awards based on that script.

Portland, ME

#33. Sunday, October 7th, 2007

Dave: Socks and Crocs.

Portland International Jetport

#32. Sunday, October 7th, 2007

Ginger: Skullet!!

Portland, ME

#31. Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Dave: Bisque, please.

Portland, ME

#30. Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Sundari (to Nick): Stop playing with your nuts!

Bobek-Nawrocki wedding reception, Portland, ME

#29. Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Ginger (to Sundari): You're a vegetable.

Portland, ME

#28. Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Andi: He was the lamest lobster I've ever met.

Portland, ME

#27. Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Kalen: Must be nice to work here, but it sucks when you're visiting.

Portland, ME

#26. Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Andi (to a fly): Get off my drink, bitch.

Portland, ME

#25. Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Kalen: She should bring her coochie with her everywhere she goes.

Portland, ME

#24. Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Andi: I'm a doer.

Portland, ME

#23. Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Sundari: Cranky Pantalones.

Portland, ME

#22. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Marco (to Dave): Does it itch at all?

Men's Room of Three Dollar Deweys, Portland, ME

#21. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Ginger: Fartco!!

Flatbread Pizza, Portland, ME

#20. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Ginger: That's my favorite part of the meat...the taint.

Flatbread Pizza, Portland, ME

#19. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Sundari (playing Catchphrase): This goes ribbit, ribbit...
Someone: Frog.
Sundari: Yes, okay you stand on it...
Andi: Frog floor!!

On a train to Portland, ME

#18. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Nick: So why's the water so low, are you guys in a drought?
Mike the train guy: No, that's called low tide.

On a train to Portland, ME

#17. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Conductor: I met my wife online.
Nick: Oh yeah? Which site? Match.com?
Conductor: No, it's the "Maine" dating website.
Kalen: Isn't match.com the main dating website?

[approximately 3 hours later...]

Kalen: Oh, I get it!!

On a train to Portland, ME

#16. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Andi: I'm NOT his girlfriend. *crickets chirping*

On a train to Portland, ME

#15. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Nick: I had blonde hair in college.
Kalen: You had hair in college?

On a train to Portland, ME

#14. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Dave: She's ALL CAPS, no backspace.

On a train to Portland, ME

#13. Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Random Drunk Guy to Dave: You're from Atlanta? Are you Fifty Cents??

Boston, MA

#12. Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Dave: I just fell off a bunch of magazine stands.

Boston, MA

#11. Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Shelley: My Little Pony, Teen Pregnancy Pony...

Boston, MA

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