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#18. Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Willson: Maaaaannnnn..... Fuck you!

Marco's Yukon, Somewhere in Mississippi

#17. Date Unknown

Kellie (playing Catchphrase): Hangin'! Hangin'.......!!

The Bunganello

#16. Date Unknown

Ben: I'd like tots with my burger, and can I get some cheese on those tots?
Vortex Waiter: Hell, fucking, yeah you can, man.

The Vortex, Little 5 Points

#15. Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

Shannon(during Catchphrase): Um...OK...Rosa Parks, blah, blah, blah...
Someone: Uh...Civil Rights?
Shannon: Yesssss!

Overheard by Delaney

The Bunganello

#14. Saturday, August 25th, 2007

Anonymous: Rock my dead baby!

Chattanooga, TN

#13. Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Please, Hammer, don't hurt me!

Trivia game on Delta flight 668 to BOS

#12. Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Dave: Toflopster (vegetarian seafood)

Boston, MA

#11. Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Dave: I just fell off a bunch of magazine stands.

Boston, MA

#10. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Ginger: Fartco!!

Flatbread Pizza, Portland, ME

#9. Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Random Drunk Guy to Dave: You're from Atlanta? Are you Fifty Cents??

Boston, MA

#8. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Dave: She's ALL CAPS, no backspace.

On a train to Portland, ME

#7. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Nick: I had blonde hair in college.
Kalen: You had hair in college?

On a train to Portland, ME

#6. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Andi: I'm NOT his girlfriend. *crickets chirping*

On a train to Portland, ME

#5. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Conductor: I met my wife online.
Nick: Oh yeah? Which site? Match.com?
Conductor: No, it's the "Maine" dating website.
Kalen: Isn't match.com the main dating website?

[approximately 3 hours later...]

Kalen: Oh, I get it!!

On a train to Portland, ME

#4. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Nick: So why's the water so low, are you guys in a drought?
Mike the train guy: No, that's called low tide.

On a train to Portland, ME

#3. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Sundari (playing Catchphrase): This goes ribbit, ribbit...
Someone: Frog.
Sundari: Yes, okay you stand on it...
Andi: Frog floor!!

On a train to Portland, ME

#2. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Ginger: That's my favorite part of the meat...the taint.

Flatbread Pizza, Portland, ME

#1. Saturday, January 5th, 2008

Ryan: Bald is in. Balding, not so much.

Overheard by Ginger

The Bunganello

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