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#32. Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Sundari: Cranky Pantalones.

Portland, ME

#31. Sunday, October 7th, 2007

Nick: Movies win awards based on that script.

Portland, ME

#30. Saturday, October 27th, 2007

Andi: I'm not drunk, I'm just fun.

Little Five Points, Atlanta

#29. Saturday, October 27th, 2007

Andi: That pumpkin says, "Fuck."

Little Five Points, Atlanta

#28. Saturday, October 27th, 2007

Dave: Smidget (girl midget)

Little Five Points, Atlanta

#27. Saturday, October 27th, 2007

Dave: This guy is changing the song every 30 seconds. He's the ADDJ.
Dave: More like, Douche Jockey.

Star Bar - L5P, Atlanta

#26. Sunday, November 4th, 2007

Shannon: Only if you make it swim in my mouth!

Overheard by Nick

Antinarella Wine Tasting Tour in North Georgia

#25. Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Dave: Cook's... "The beer of champagnes."

Overheard by Andi

Eddie's Attic

#24. Friday, January 4th, 2008

Andi: Check out that hookah.
Dave: She's not a hooker, she's a belly dancer.

Overheard by Ginger

Tavern Plaka

#23. Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Andi: I'm a doer.

Portland, ME

#22. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Marco (to Dave): Does it itch at all?

Men's Room of Three Dollar Deweys, Portland, ME

#21. Date Unknown

Ginger: Ben, can Dave be our cabana boy?
Dave: I'm too hairy to be a cabana boy.

Va-Hi, Atlanta

#20. Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Shelley: My Little Pony, Teen Pregnancy Pony...

Boston, MA

#19. Date Unknown

Ginger: I'm penning it in. I'm penenenin.

In the car, on the way back from Baton Rouge

#18. Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Willson: Maaaaannnnn..... Fuck you!

Marco's Yukon, Somewhere in Mississippi

#17. Date Unknown

Kellie (playing Catchphrase): Hangin'! Hangin'.......!!

The Bunganello

#16. Date Unknown

Ben: I'd like tots with my burger, and can I get some cheese on those tots?
Vortex Waiter: Hell, fucking, yeah you can, man.

The Vortex, Little 5 Points

#15. Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

Shannon(during Catchphrase): Um...OK...Rosa Parks, blah, blah, blah...
Someone: Uh...Civil Rights?
Shannon: Yesssss!

Overheard by Delaney

The Bunganello

#14. Saturday, August 25th, 2007

Anonymous: Rock my dead baby!

Chattanooga, TN

#13. Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Please, Hammer, don't hurt me!

Trivia game on Delta flight 668 to BOS

#12. Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Dave: Toflopster (vegetarian seafood)

Boston, MA

#11. Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Dave: I just fell off a bunch of magazine stands.

Boston, MA

#10. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Ginger: Fartco!!

Flatbread Pizza, Portland, ME

#9. Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Random Drunk Guy to Dave: You're from Atlanta? Are you Fifty Cents??

Boston, MA

#8. Friday, October 5th, 2007

Dave: She's ALL CAPS, no backspace.

On a train to Portland, ME